When a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala says: 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and They have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his Mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and Falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and Helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned And then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into The rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting Finishing a joint, and he looks up and says ' Hey you!'
The koala says: 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and They have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his Mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and Falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and Helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned And then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into The rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting Finishing a joint, and he looks up and says ' Hey you!'
So the koala looks down at him and says:
'Fuuuuuuck Dude ... How much water did you drink?!!'
TheTamshee says: this reminded me of days gone-by when a few spliffs were shared with some of the animals i raked around with.
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